What a lovely welcome.
me: i don't want to have kids
every adult within 100 mile radius: nonseNSE!! you'll end up having them in a few years!!! kids!!! mANY KIDS!! wonderful things you will love them! can''t not have kids?!!¿ chILDREN!
do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor